6: Through a Gin Scanner Darkly

The gang returns after three long weeks and it's all about TRAIN!!!! That's all there is to say about this episode. The team obsessively dissect the lyrics of the three-time Grammy-winning undisputed greatest band in all of human history. It almost kills Andrew, so Kristy reads his lines. Plus, Mike is in Reno.

5: The Tastefully Named 'Cast

Minus Kristy, the brothers discuss a decade of making music, movie adaptations of Philip K. Dick stories, Keanu Reaves keeps popping up, the greatest musical lies of all time, crazy musicians, and a grim critique of Schindler's List.

4: I'm One of My Kind (A Very Special Glamor Pet Radio Valentine's Special)

Pretty much what you'd expect from a Valentine's Day episode. Best and worst love songs, best and worst romantic movies, etc. Plus, narcissism, discussed and displayed. Andrew argues that, in his photograph on the web page, he looks like a real jerk, and that he is not (photo included in the artwork embedded in  this very podcast!). Then he spends the rest of the podcast chipping away at this argument, obnoxious comment by obnoxious comment. Kristy hates U2, sort of. Jesse writes a very romantic song to a friend, which is very sweet. Then he points out that just because someone writes you a love song, it doesn't mean they love you. Also, advice on how to have healthy, loving relationships from three sad, single people.
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3: Advice for the Aging Young Rebel

Jesse is out sick with the Lame. Kristy and Andrew discuss how to dress like an adult, go on dates like an adult, the possibility of true love, and music bigots. Plus! The very first episode of Beetle Bailey and Friends Comics Deconstruction Theatre!

2: Malaise and Horror

Malaise and Horror. Sickness and death. Spooky games. Plus! Is Chris Stevens a Hippie?

1: Appendix A

The very first episode! Mostly, interesting things about Kristy. Also, Jesse takes on Stevie Nicks, The Lockhorns, and Liz Phair, with mixed results. The podcast remains unnamed and Andrew tries to make fun of Nebraska, with mixed results.